Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Welcome to Mi Bloga Loca

Okay. So. After much prodding and pleading, I have started a blog. Okay, two people mildly suggested I should do this. Anyway, I plan to write about all my experiences, because I am such an authority on, well, EVERYTHING! Or at least I think so.

First of all, a disclaimer: I would like to state that I have absolutely no idea about anything, and the older I get the more I realize I have no clue. I was sure I had everything figured out when I was 22, but somehow I forgot it all.

Let me tell you a little about moi. I am a stay at home mom with five kids total. I'm a wicked stepmother to three grown kids (two lovely young women and an ornery young man), and I have begat two of my own, one of each. They are the lights of my life and all that junk. I love 'em. I grew up in Oklahoma, moved around a lot in my early to mid-twenties, then wound up back in Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner and stuff. I went to college and majored in Political Science, then went to law school for like... ten minutes. Did you know there isn't much else you can do with a Poli Sci degree? Well, I am open to suggestions if you have them. After my brief law school career I met my now-husband and the rest is, as they say, his story. I mean my story. Our story. Whatever.

Welp, I'm exhausted cuz I typed this on my phone, so I'm gonna wrap this sucker up for now. Next time I plan to write about the many uses for Velveeta. Stay tuned!